I'm such a tomboy, floop de doop.

Now, I love tomboy characters. Dress a girl up as a boy, and man, I love it. But there's no reason to go on and on about how you were such a tomboy whenever some idiot goes on about how all girls love pink and princesses. If the person can't get it through their head from real life, a million comments on how ungirly we were won't do it.

Now, I don't generally like feminine stuff myself, although today I realized that it's not so much girly stuff I hate, but girly stuff that requires sitting still and being looked at. I'm cool if it's making a ten course meal using only cabbages and salt or let's all go and save the homestead using only a needle, thread and one reluctant cow, but stuff like "I sat around and removed my hair. Then I dressed in some Jimmy Choo stilettos, and nothing else but saran wrap because I wanted to be fresh to impress my man so he could give me moneys' bores me to death.