Robot Vampire Unicorns...IN HIGH SCHOOL

On fanficrants, someone explains why your robot unicorn high school AU story makes no sense. Especially when you add vampires. Because the more implausible crap you add on, the more you have to explain.

BTW: I think this quote by me is amusing "Everyone in Fruits Basket is whipped for Akito, but not in my personal canon, whipped by Akito"