Oh My Kingdom for the Princess!

Designers, why did you have to add a stupid cannibal obstacle? Haven't you gotten the memo? That sort of othering crap isn't cool anymore. Why does it matter? Because it's unnecessary, and annoying. It would have taken just as much effort to create almost anything else but a cannibal, and it wouldn't have been a throwback to 1925. Defending why we need random cannibals in games would take more effort than simply getting with the program! Man!